Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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