I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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