I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
apparently the secret to your success is patron
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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