no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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