I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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