kristin has been a bad kristin
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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