no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
he fucked my hip out of place.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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