I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
