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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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