do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I fill condoms, not promises.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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