my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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