is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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