Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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