Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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