I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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