I think I am morally bankrupt
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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