dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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