i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize