'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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