I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
This is my life. Enjoy the view
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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