Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
i out mim tonsoeep
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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