Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
