Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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