I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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