Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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