I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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