i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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