Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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