so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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