That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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