I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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