you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Non-Jews are for practice
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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