I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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