you guys were way drunker than both of me
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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