Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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