How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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