If i come over, it means nothing
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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