Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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