I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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