garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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