i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he fucked my hip out of place.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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