Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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