It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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