STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
