Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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