he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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