some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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