No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This house was built for laser tag.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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