"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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