In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
he laminated a picture of his dick.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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