At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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