i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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