Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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